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[anexcitableboy]

Whoah

[The voice broadcasting over the 'gears is impressed and awed and a little overwhelmed. This is pretty amazing! Of course it helps that Jimmy's still a bit blotto from his most recent binge with Ima, and the shock of waking up here has worn some. Where is Ima, anyway? He blinks into the screen, eyes bloodshot red but expression one of wonder and curiosity. She couldn't have gotten far - she didn't move fast. It never occurs to him that he's on his own here.

A lifetime of science fiction comics and serials has prepared Jimmy to figure out the broadcasting feature of his 'gear relatively easily.]

I mean whoah. Look I've heard of crazy trips before, but this takes the cake. The colors, the music, the people.... Who was that broad that said she was my mom? That lady was not my mom. What kind of sicko tells random strangers they're their mother?

[That's a sensitive subject for Jimmy.]

This little guy with me's crazy, though! He looks like a dinosaur or something. Is he? I mean, hey, weirder things, am I right? I never had a pet before, couldn't have one back home. I mean there was the camp dogs, but they weren't pets.

[He turns the 'gear to show a Cubone sitting not far from his feet before swinging it back to himself.]

So what the hell is this place? I feel like I woke up and hey, suddenly I'm Captain Video. But all that stuff about UFOs and aliens landing in New Mexico...that's just bull, right? This is like some kind of...fancy new theme park? I read they were building one out in California next year. We get one down here, too?

By the way, I kind of lost...well, I guess I'm kinda lost. How the hell do I get back to Jupiter from here?

[It doesn't even look like Florida, it's got to be some kind of crazy theme park. Right?]

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[foolishwren]

<sub>[Ah yes... the age-old question of MOM.]

[Heather's answered this several times, and despite her general disdain for mothers as a concept, each time it always seems a little sadder.]</sub>

That lady's kind of-- ... you know.

_{[She spins a finger next to her ear.]}

She thinks she's EVERYBODY'S mom.

Don't read too much into it.

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[exeggutorhead]

You're asking if aliens are real and then wanting to know how to get back to Jupiter?

[Jupiter's probably the name of some city this guy's from, but it's still funny.]

Either way, you're a long way from wherever that is, so you might as well get comfy here. This isn't any theme park.

[defyingfrigidity]

A bit overwhelming, isn't it?

[Elsa laughs a little. Boy, she wishes she could've been so excited like this when she first arrived.]

Welcome to Johto. It's a land that's very likely far, far away from your home, but don't worry, you're safe here.

[Video]

[garbagechild]

_{[HERE COMES WRATH TO BE HELPFUL]}

What's Jupiter?

<sub>[THIS HAS BEEN: WRATH BEING HELPFUL]

[TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR: WRATH MISUNDERSTANDS RHETORICAL STATEMENTS]</sub>

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[nasa_dreams]

Yeah, she says she's everyone's mom. I don't think she leaves the house, to be honest.

Uh, but...you're talking about Roswell, right? [Something seems off about the way this guy talks, but, he can't quite place it.]

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[red_roses]

[HAVE ANOTHER HORROR CHILD. I MEAN WHAT.]

Jupiter...? But that's...a planet. I don't think rockets can take people that far yet....

[video]

[crystalballer]

[See, Hagakure could try to be useful here...but all he got out of this post is someone has their facts totally wrong.]

The UFO incident in New Mexico being bull is what the government wants you to think. It's legit, man. Just wanted to get that out there.

[He's just going to hope that part about Jupiter is a joke, 'cause uh...yeah.]

[fatalissimo]

[God, she likes the sound of this one already.]

If this is a theme park, I'm sure there's a bunch of us who'd like to talk to the management - get some sort of ticket refund or something, head back home, all's good.

But unfortunately, it looks like it's going to be a long walk back to Jupiter - planet or otherwise.

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[ajustcaws]

Nah, this is totally the real deal! ...I think I might've set fire to some aliens once, but I don't really remember that well. Those are the things that try and steal cows, right?

It's pretty great here, though! You get so many animal friends.