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Jimmy Darling ([personal profile] anexcitableboy) wrote2015-01-18 09:08 pm

Video Post

Whoah

[The voice broadcasting over the 'gears is impressed and awed and a little overwhelmed. This is pretty amazing! Of course it helps that Jimmy's still a bit blotto from his most recent binge with Ima, and the shock of waking up here has worn some. Where is Ima, anyway? He blinks into the screen, eyes bloodshot red but expression one of wonder and curiosity. She couldn't have gotten far - she didn't move fast. It never occurs to him that he's on his own here.

A lifetime of science fiction comics and serials has prepared Jimmy to figure out the broadcasting feature of his 'gear relatively easily.]


I mean whoah. Look I've heard of crazy trips before, but this takes the cake. The colors, the music, the people.... Who was that broad that said she was my mom? That lady was not my mom. What kind of sicko tells random strangers they're their mother?

[That's a sensitive subject for Jimmy.]

This little guy with me's crazy, though! He looks like a dinosaur or something. Is he? I mean, hey, weirder things, am I right? I never had a pet before, couldn't have one back home. I mean there was the camp dogs, but they weren't pets.

[He turns the 'gear to show a Cubone sitting not far from his feet before swinging it back to himself.]

So what the hell is this place? I feel like I woke up and hey, suddenly I'm Captain Video. But all that stuff about UFOs and aliens landing in New Mexico...that's just bull, right? This is like some kind of...fancy new theme park? I read they were building one out in California next year. We get one down here, too?

By the way, I kind of lost...well, I guess I'm kinda lost. How the hell do I get back to Jupiter from here?

[It doesn't even look like Florida, it's got to be some kind of crazy theme park. Right?]
garbagechild: that's where i learned to be sticky and eat leaves. but, even more importantly, it's where i learned to love. (graduated w/ a BFA from slug school)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-02-03 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
When somebody mixes animals together!

Or animals and people.

You can do it with plants too, but I don't recommend that.

That would be a bad idea.

Plants and people is a bad idea.
garbagechild: nobody bothered to get me vaccinated and i'm food aggressive (i know im cute but dont pet me)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-02-03 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE MEANS IT BRO!!! PLANTS AND PEOPLE! BAD IDEA!]

Really?

What's an amazing lobster?

[He knows what 'amazing' means but he has absolutely no clue what a lobster is, and he's tipping his head curiously, in total earnest.]
garbagechild: 'I'm gonna make a baby that is SO beyond help' (my mommy was like)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-02-07 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Okay!

[Wrath doesn't seem devastated-- he's just taking Jimmy's word for it that he'll find out about it later.]

Bye!