Jimmy Darling (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
anexcitableboy) wrote2015-01-18 09:08 pm
anexcitableboy) wrote2015-01-18 09:08 pm
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Whoah
[The voice broadcasting over the 'gears is impressed and awed and a little overwhelmed. This is pretty amazing! Of course it helps that Jimmy's still a bit blotto from his most recent binge with Ima, and the shock of waking up here has worn some. Where is Ima, anyway? He blinks into the screen, eyes bloodshot red but expression one of wonder and curiosity. She couldn't have gotten far - she didn't move fast. It never occurs to him that he's on his own here.
A lifetime of science fiction comics and serials has prepared Jimmy to figure out the broadcasting feature of his 'gear relatively easily.]
I mean whoah. Look I've heard of crazy trips before, but this takes the cake. The colors, the music, the people.... Who was that broad that said she was my mom? That lady was not my mom. What kind of sicko tells random strangers they're their mother?
[That's a sensitive subject for Jimmy.]
This little guy with me's crazy, though! He looks like a dinosaur or something. Is he? I mean, hey, weirder things, am I right? I never had a pet before, couldn't have one back home. I mean there was the camp dogs, but they weren't pets.
[He turns the 'gear to show a Cubone sitting not far from his feet before swinging it back to himself.]
So what the hell is this place? I feel like I woke up and hey, suddenly I'm Captain Video. But all that stuff about UFOs and aliens landing in New Mexico...that's just bull, right? This is like some kind of...fancy new theme park? I read they were building one out in California next year. We get one down here, too?
By the way, I kind of lost...well, I guess I'm kinda lost. How the hell do I get back to Jupiter from here?
[It doesn't even look like Florida, it's got to be some kind of crazy theme park. Right?]
[The voice broadcasting over the 'gears is impressed and awed and a little overwhelmed. This is pretty amazing! Of course it helps that Jimmy's still a bit blotto from his most recent binge with Ima, and the shock of waking up here has worn some. Where is Ima, anyway? He blinks into the screen, eyes bloodshot red but expression one of wonder and curiosity. She couldn't have gotten far - she didn't move fast. It never occurs to him that he's on his own here.
A lifetime of science fiction comics and serials has prepared Jimmy to figure out the broadcasting feature of his 'gear relatively easily.]
I mean whoah. Look I've heard of crazy trips before, but this takes the cake. The colors, the music, the people.... Who was that broad that said she was my mom? That lady was not my mom. What kind of sicko tells random strangers they're their mother?
[That's a sensitive subject for Jimmy.]
This little guy with me's crazy, though! He looks like a dinosaur or something. Is he? I mean, hey, weirder things, am I right? I never had a pet before, couldn't have one back home. I mean there was the camp dogs, but they weren't pets.
[He turns the 'gear to show a Cubone sitting not far from his feet before swinging it back to himself.]
So what the hell is this place? I feel like I woke up and hey, suddenly I'm Captain Video. But all that stuff about UFOs and aliens landing in New Mexico...that's just bull, right? This is like some kind of...fancy new theme park? I read they were building one out in California next year. We get one down here, too?
By the way, I kind of lost...well, I guess I'm kinda lost. How the hell do I get back to Jupiter from here?
[It doesn't even look like Florida, it's got to be some kind of crazy theme park. Right?]
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[He sighs.]
You know that sounds cuckoo, right?
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[He knows very well that the only people who know what Amestris is are...strangely enough, just about always people he knows. Minus that one Russel kid.]
[He laughs again.]
Tell me, does anything else you've seen so far not look cuckoo?
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Hell, I can't even tell anymore.
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[He knows what Europe is but has never heard the word Florida. For all he knows, it is!]
First thing to get used to about this place is that nothing makes any damn sense.
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I'm seeing that.
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[America was in Johto, once! Envy talked to him a few times! This is the extent of his knowledge about America.]
It's not a bad place to be, though. Could be kidnapped to much worse places than this one.
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Yeah, I guess it could be worse.