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Jimmy Darling ([personal profile] anexcitableboy) wrote2015-05-04 10:38 am

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[Jimmy's looking a lot better than he did last time he was broadcasting. He's sitting on a couch, and it doesn't look like he's been hitting the sauce.]

So...how does a guy who's never had a real job get himself a real job?

I don't need nothing fancy, just something that pays at the end of the week, you know? I can haul boxes or sweep a floor, I know options aren't great for a guy with no education and no normal work experience.

[But he's not going to be some moocher, he's gonna pay rent and buy food and be able to get things fixed when they broke. All that kinda stuff a guy ought to do.]

But everybody's always telling me how that doesn't matter here, so I figure there's gotta be options!
foolishwren: The walls are coated in human skin and stuff's starting to move under it, LET'S JUST LEAVE. (... You know what?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-05-08 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, I worked there once! Back in my first year here.

[A pause.]

Uh-- word of advice... try not to get hired on the fifth floor.

Just.

Just a tip.
foolishwren: Or do you just rip a hole in your chest and let the locusts fly randomly into the keyboard? (do you like... THINK before you type?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-05-13 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, psycho bitchboss from HELL.

I dunno if she still works there, honestly I don't even let the elevator stop at the fifth floor when I go.

Too afraid for my life.