Jimmy Darling (
anexcitableboy) wrote2015-05-04 10:38 am
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[Jimmy's looking a lot better than he did last time he was broadcasting. He's sitting on a couch, and it doesn't look like he's been hitting the sauce.]
So...how does a guy who's never had a real job get himself a real job?
I don't need nothing fancy, just something that pays at the end of the week, you know? I can haul boxes or sweep a floor, I know options aren't great for a guy with no education and no normal work experience.
[But he's not going to be some moocher, he's gonna pay rent and buy food and be able to get things fixed when they broke. All that kinda stuff a guy ought to do.]
But everybody's always telling me how that doesn't matter here, so I figure there's gotta be options!
So...how does a guy who's never had a real job get himself a real job?
I don't need nothing fancy, just something that pays at the end of the week, you know? I can haul boxes or sweep a floor, I know options aren't great for a guy with no education and no normal work experience.
[But he's not going to be some moocher, he's gonna pay rent and buy food and be able to get things fixed when they broke. All that kinda stuff a guy ought to do.]
But everybody's always telling me how that doesn't matter here, so I figure there's gotta be options!
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I don't plan on moving on any time soon, I'm just getting settled in Goldenrod.
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[A pause.]
Uh-- word of advice... try not to get hired on the fifth floor.
Just.
Just a tip.
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I dunno if she still works there, honestly I don't even let the elevator stop at the fifth floor when I go.
Too afraid for my life.