Jimmy Darling (
anexcitableboy) wrote2015-05-04 10:38 am
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[Jimmy's looking a lot better than he did last time he was broadcasting. He's sitting on a couch, and it doesn't look like he's been hitting the sauce.]
So...how does a guy who's never had a real job get himself a real job?
I don't need nothing fancy, just something that pays at the end of the week, you know? I can haul boxes or sweep a floor, I know options aren't great for a guy with no education and no normal work experience.
[But he's not going to be some moocher, he's gonna pay rent and buy food and be able to get things fixed when they broke. All that kinda stuff a guy ought to do.]
But everybody's always telling me how that doesn't matter here, so I figure there's gotta be options!
So...how does a guy who's never had a real job get himself a real job?
I don't need nothing fancy, just something that pays at the end of the week, you know? I can haul boxes or sweep a floor, I know options aren't great for a guy with no education and no normal work experience.
[But he's not going to be some moocher, he's gonna pay rent and buy food and be able to get things fixed when they broke. All that kinda stuff a guy ought to do.]
But everybody's always telling me how that doesn't matter here, so I figure there's gotta be options!
[Video]
But it wasn't an accident or someone running off, it was Mordrake.
[Video]
[He has known people to go missing after the holidays. Many holidays.]
Mordrake? I'm not familiar with that spook...or was it a man?
[Video]
But his face...it told him stuff. Bad stuff. He said it was really a demon. People thought he was crazy. One Halloween, he killed the whole circus and himself. Ever since then, any kind of big show like that, celebrating scary shit on Halloween....Mordrake comes. And the demon in his head picks someone to go to hell and join his show.
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Hmmmm, I can see why you'd much rather stay indoors. It's a shame he wasn't born in Halloween Town. Our Mayor has a second face and while it isn't as cheerful as the other, it's never caused any trouble.
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[Jimmy shudders, swallowing hard. He'll never forget that pulsating, twisted lump in his entire life.]
My ma saw'im.
And I saw'im, too, when I thought my ma was full of shit and nothing would happen if we did a Halloween show.
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He sounds like a very rude demon.
[Rude. Right. The only devil he knew personally was a blast to hang out with, even if he did cheat at cards.]
Well, that settles it. Show or no show, I'm going to see to it you have a good Halloween this year.
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And look...I appreciate that, but...I think I'll take a pass on the whole Halloween thing. Just not my jive.
Maybe next year, if I'm still here.
[Video]
Alright, we'll see what happens. Until that time rolls around, I wish you the best of luck!