Jimmy Darling (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
anexcitableboy) wrote2016-02-01 01:12 pm
anexcitableboy) wrote2016-02-01 01:12 pm
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[Jimmy's looking a bit more spiffed up than normal when he turns on his 'gear feed. He's obviously freshly groomed and wearing a sweater vest over his usual white button down. Jimmy has a plan.]
Good afternoon, World of Pokemon!
For anybody that doesn't know, I'm Jimmy Darling. I'm twenty five, and I'm a Pokemon Trainer and stock boy in Goldenrod. I got a house here, share it with a buddy of mine. It's a nice house. I got a ton of Pokemon. High level guys, well trained. I've got a bike, it's in great condition. I've got a kicking sense of humor. I can sing like an angel, juggle like nobody's business, and I may got mitts like a krabby, but they don't slow me down any!
I'm one hell of a swell guy! But there's one thing missing...
So what's a guy gotta do to get a date around here?
[Because after a year of going it entirely solo, why not just pitch himself over the network at large and see if anything happens?]
Good afternoon, World of Pokemon!
For anybody that doesn't know, I'm Jimmy Darling. I'm twenty five, and I'm a Pokemon Trainer and stock boy in Goldenrod. I got a house here, share it with a buddy of mine. It's a nice house. I got a ton of Pokemon. High level guys, well trained. I've got a bike, it's in great condition. I've got a kicking sense of humor. I can sing like an angel, juggle like nobody's business, and I may got mitts like a krabby, but they don't slow me down any!
I'm one hell of a swell guy! But there's one thing missing...
So what's a guy gotta do to get a date around here?
[Because after a year of going it entirely solo, why not just pitch himself over the network at large and see if anything happens?]
[Private Video]
[He holds up his fused, lobster like hands.]
So I just kept doing it. The show didn't pay much, I wanted to save up and get my ma a nice place.
And I had girlfriends that were like me, freak show people don't give a shit about what society says. But I only ever knew one normal girl who was into me, and...I don't think she really was. I'd really kinda like that, you know?
Sounds like my best friend, Amazon Eve. Tallest and strongest woman in the world. Our strongman tried something with her, she beat the hell out of him! Nobody messes with Evie. It's all bullshit, the whole 'man's the master of the house, women should be seen and not heard' thing. My ma was smarter than any guy I ever knew, ran a house better, too.
[Private Video]
Yeah, all the ladies in my squad would take serious issue with that. Our best soldier in the whole program was a woman. Hell, both our number ones were.
[Sorry, Texas. It's not that York means to forget her, but Carolina's always going to be the number one in his mind.]
It's hard to believe folks still think that about girls even in my time. That they can't kick just as much ass as us guys, I mean. If not more. Your Evie, I bet she'd get along well with Carolina.
[Private Video]
I don't even get how people can think that kind of stuff. Do they spend any time with actual women? Talk to'em? Listen to'em? Did everybody forget that when all the guys went off to the big war, it was the women doing all the hard work and sports for'em?
Sounds like they would! Evie always felt kinda...different than the other girls. 'Cause she's so big and tough and smokes and drinks and gets along better with guys. She and my ma get on great, but my ma was a bearded lady so....
Gender roles kinda just fall apart in the side show circuit.
[Private Video]
I bet Evie woulda done great on our squad. You know if she could shoot worth anything?
[Private Video]
Sounds like it! I dunno about shooting, but she was pretty good with a set of knives or a sword...
[Private Video]
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