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[anexcitableboy]

[Jimmy's looking a bit more spiffed up than normal when he turns on his 'gear feed. He's obviously freshly groomed and wearing a sweater vest over his usual white button down. Jimmy has a plan.]

Good afternoon, World of Pokemon!

For anybody that doesn't know, I'm Jimmy Darling. I'm twenty five, and I'm a Pokemon Trainer and stock boy in Goldenrod. I got a house here, share it with a buddy of mine. It's a nice house. I got a ton of Pokemon. High level guys, well trained. I've got a bike, it's in great condition. I've got a kicking sense of humor. I can sing like an angel, juggle like nobody's business, and I may got mitts like a krabby, but they don't slow me down any!

I'm one hell of a swell guy! But there's one thing missing...

So what's a guy gotta do to get a date around here?

[Because after a year of going it entirely solo, why not just pitch himself over the network at large and see if anything happens?]

Comments

[Video]

[anexcitableboy]

There you go!

Alright, now try 'a swell dame like you oughtta be with a swinging cat like me'.

[Video]

[garbagechild]

But I'm not a cat.

_{[Oh no. This is all so confusing!]}

Why is the dame swollen?

What is a dame?

[Video]

[anexcitableboy]

A cat means a real cool guy!

And a dame's a lady. A swell dame means she's a real neat, pretty lady!

[Video]

[garbagechild]

... Oh!

<sub>[That means Lust is a dame!]

[And Greed is a cat.]

[And Envy is... kind of both? A cat-dame.]</sub>

[Video]

[anexcitableboy]

Yeah! It's slang from where I come from.

You're getting it!

[Video]

[garbagechild]

[Wrath looks excited! He's learning!]

And that's what a flirt is?

That's not hard at all!

[Video]

[anexcitableboy]

Yeah! That's how you flirt!

So now when there's somebody you really like, you know how to flirt with'em!

[Video]

[garbagechild]

You're so smart, Jimmy!

How did you ever get to be so smart?