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[anexcitableboy]

[Jimmy's looking a bit more spiffed up than normal when he turns on his 'gear feed. He's obviously freshly groomed and wearing a sweater vest over his usual white button down. Jimmy has a plan.]

Good afternoon, World of Pokemon!

For anybody that doesn't know, I'm Jimmy Darling. I'm twenty five, and I'm a Pokemon Trainer and stock boy in Goldenrod. I got a house here, share it with a buddy of mine. It's a nice house. I got a ton of Pokemon. High level guys, well trained. I've got a bike, it's in great condition. I've got a kicking sense of humor. I can sing like an angel, juggle like nobody's business, and I may got mitts like a krabby, but they don't slow me down any!

I'm one hell of a swell guy! But there's one thing missing...

So what's a guy gotta do to get a date around here?

[Because after a year of going it entirely solo, why not just pitch himself over the network at large and see if anything happens?]

Comments

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[anexcitableboy]

...Oh yeah?

[video]

[rocketralph]

Yeah! Coworker 'a mine. You remember the day everyone was losing their minds and singing at each other? It came up then, but I had say no. Real athletic, good at sewing, long hair!

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[anexcitableboy]

Heeey, that all sounds good to me! I sure can't sew too great...

[video]

[rocketralph]

Me neither, ham hands and all. Anyway, the name's Envy. A little sketchy but I think he's a Good Guy deep down.

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[anexcitableboy]

.......

[All of Jimmy's hopes are immediately dashed.]

ENVY??? You wanna set me up with that smarmy asshole???

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[rocketralph]

_{[YIKES! Ralph visibly recoils.]}

Wow, okay, I had no idea you two had crossed wires!

[video]

[anexcitableboy]

Oh yeah. We 'crossed wires'. If I'd seen him in person, I woulda crossed my fist with his face.

And anyway, I don't do guys.

[video]

[rocketralph]

Well you're welcome anyway. You might oughtta put that in your ad.

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[anexcitableboy]

No I mean...jeeze, I appreciate the thought but that guy and I do not get along.

I didn't think I had to, nobody'd think anything else where I come from. I mean I don't give a shit, do what you want with whoever, I just dig the dames.

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[rocketralph]

You gotta be ready for anything in this place.