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[anexcitableboy]

[Jimmy's looking a bit more spiffed up than normal when he turns on his 'gear feed. He's obviously freshly groomed and wearing a sweater vest over his usual white button down. Jimmy has a plan.]

Good afternoon, World of Pokemon!

For anybody that doesn't know, I'm Jimmy Darling. I'm twenty five, and I'm a Pokemon Trainer and stock boy in Goldenrod. I got a house here, share it with a buddy of mine. It's a nice house. I got a ton of Pokemon. High level guys, well trained. I've got a bike, it's in great condition. I've got a kicking sense of humor. I can sing like an angel, juggle like nobody's business, and I may got mitts like a krabby, but they don't slow me down any!

I'm one hell of a swell guy! But there's one thing missing...

So what's a guy gotta do to get a date around here?

[Because after a year of going it entirely solo, why not just pitch himself over the network at large and see if anything happens?]

Comments

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[anexcitableboy]

That's pretty much rule number one!

[Jimmy laughs]

Yeah, that can definitely help. Dames sure do seem to like to be rescued and stuff.

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[captainash]

Even if it's not a specific fantasy of theirs, it proves we won't abandon them when trouble comes and it shows we care about their well-being. How could anyone resist that?

[anexcitableboy]

Good point! And I'm a stand up guy, I don't leave my special lady hanging.

[captainash]

...Good. No one deserves to feel abandoned by a loved one, especially not if you feel that person is special.

[anexcitableboy]

I ain't that kind of guy. I know what it feels like to be abandoned.

[captainash]

Even those who know that pain sometimes decide to inflict it on others. I'm glad you're not that kind of person.

[anexcitableboy]

Nah, that's shitty. I mean, I know what it feels like. Why'd I ever wanna make anyone else feel that shitty? Someone I cared about, I mean.

People I don't like, they can feel as bad as they want, I don't care.

[captainash]

A healthy attitude to have, when the people you don't like feel the same about you and have the means to crush you.