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[anexcitableboy]

[Jimmy's looking a bit more spiffed up than normal when he turns on his 'gear feed. He's obviously freshly groomed and wearing a sweater vest over his usual white button down. Jimmy has a plan.]

Good afternoon, World of Pokemon!

For anybody that doesn't know, I'm Jimmy Darling. I'm twenty five, and I'm a Pokemon Trainer and stock boy in Goldenrod. I got a house here, share it with a buddy of mine. It's a nice house. I got a ton of Pokemon. High level guys, well trained. I've got a bike, it's in great condition. I've got a kicking sense of humor. I can sing like an angel, juggle like nobody's business, and I may got mitts like a krabby, but they don't slow me down any!

I'm one hell of a swell guy! But there's one thing missing...

So what's a guy gotta do to get a date around here?

[Because after a year of going it entirely solo, why not just pitch himself over the network at large and see if anything happens?]

Comments

[anexcitableboy]

What, for dating? It's pretty simple. See a pretty girl, ask her out, succeed or fail.

Apparently 'fail', in my case. Here anyway.

[coolskeleton_95]

BUT! I BET YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO OPEN YOUR DATING HUD!

[anexcitableboy]

....I've never heard it called that before!

DID WE JUST MAKE A DICK JOKE

[coolskeleton_95]

WELL, HOW ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO GAUGE YOUR DATE POWER? OR READ YOUR TENSION METER!

WE SURE DID!

[anexcitableboy]

Oh trust me, I got no trouble figuring out what's going on in the power or tension department!

THIS IS GLORIOUS

[coolskeleton_95]

UNBELIEVABLE! YOU HAVE A NATURAL SENSE OF IT????

I AM DYING OMG

[anexcitableboy]

Well...sure! I mean, I always feel when it's....tensing up.

Doesn't everybody?

THIS WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY

[coolskeleton_95]

ERM-! OF COURSE! NYEH-HEH-HEH! ANYONE WHO DOESN'T IS CLEARLY SOME SORT OF INANIMATE OBJECT! [Oh, Paps.]

[anexcitableboy]

Ha! You sure got that right!

Or I guess maybe if somebody's really old...

[coolskeleton_95]

WHAT WOULD AGE HAVE TO DO WITH IT?

[anexcitableboy]

I heard it don't work too good then...

[coolskeleton_95]

OH, THAT'S RIGHT, HUMANS AGE DIFFERENTLY THAN MONSTERS!

[anexcitableboy]

So no slowing down of the old hardware when you hit fifty, huh? Lucky.

[coolskeleton_95]

NYEH-HEH-HEH! YES, THANKS TO BEING INFUSED WITH MAGIC, MONSTER BODIES ARE MUCH BETTER AT AGING, EVEN IF THEY'RE NOT BOSS MONSTERS!

[anexcitableboy]

I can't say I'd mind that perk! Magic infusion for some extra oomph...

[coolskeleton_95]

NYEH-HEH-HEH! MAGIC IS THE BEST, AFTER ALL!

[anexcitableboy]

We don't got much real magic where I come from, but my ma swore she knew a gypsy lady who made a tea that'd....fix a guy right up, you know. No matter what the problem was.

[coolskeleton_95]

OOH, WAS IT SEA TEA? I HEAR THAT'S VERY GOOD FOR RECOVERING HP!