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Jimmy Darling ([personal profile] anexcitableboy) wrote2015-06-18 08:29 am

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Okay, so battling's a big deal and everything here. I still think that's pretty messed up, but what do I know about Pokemon? Not much, I only been here so many months. I haven't really thrown myself into it, I just do friendly stuff to keep my Pokemon happy and healthy. But I'm starting to get into it.

[Jimmy's a competitive guy, and after drying out, the Battling Bug's starting to grip him hard. But he knows damn well that two Pokemon does not a sleek battling team make.]

So I'm wondering how you build up a solid team, you know? I've been going over my 'gear all day, but I don't even know where to start. How do you know what other kinds of Pokemon you ought to get? How tough is it taming a wild Pokemon? My two weren't wild. Do wild caught Pokemon do better in battles, or a Pokemon hatched and raised to be part of a specific team?

[He throws up his hands and shakes his head at the 'gear screen.]

I'm totally friggin' lost.
garbagechild: hmmm... i'd have to say "gnawing and clawing" (my love language??)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-07-07 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Here is Wrath with HELPFUL INPUT.]

If you don't have a blue Pokemon yet, you should probably get one.

Blue is important.

[Someone, at some point, had pointed out to Wrath that Sleepy was a valuable acquisition for his team due to the fact that she stood out from the typings of all his OTHER Pokemon.]

[He proceeded to take entirely the wrong message from that.]
garbagechild: yeah i put a bunch of it all over the place (did you notice what i did with my hair?)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-07-07 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you DEFINITELY need a blue one then!

Before I got Sleepy, mine were mostly brown, green, and purple. I guess Pipsqueak is a LITTLE blue, but he's mostly purple.

You should get a blue tube dog like Sleepy.

She's the best.
garbagechild: new way of saying something is really good (bro! this rends flesh!)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-07-07 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, she's REAL good at swimming. Like, probably better than a fish even.

And she can shoot water out of her mouth.

Like spitting, except way better than I can spit.

At least five times better.

[Did he waste an entire day spending all his Pokedollars on Freshwaters from the vending machines in Rocket HQ just so that he could try and squirt water out of his mouth as forcefully as his Vaporeon? Yes. Yes he did.]
garbagechild: 'I'm gonna make a baby that is SO beyond help' (my mommy was like)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-07-07 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
YEP.

She can spit all the way across the ROOM if she wants.

It's magnificent.

[Another word he probably picked up from somebody else. Who had likely been using it sarcastically.]

But there's lots of water Pokemon. You don't have to get one like her.
garbagechild: i should warn you... it turns out that 'nsfw' does NOT mean 'nice stuff for wrath' :( (so... um....)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-07-07 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahuh.

I don't think I've seen a... Charrrmandr before. I don't have any who have fire either...

But fire's pretty important, too.

[He pauses there, enthusiasm fading slightly. He presses his fingers together.]

Like... for if you get attacked by plants...
garbagechild: the radio was too loud and my clothes felt weird (sorry I snapped at you)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-07-07 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah...

I don't have any fire types. So plants are a problem.
garbagechild: i have been classified as an enemy of the state (due to personal reasons)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-07-07 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahuh.

I caught Stinky Phil and Jelly all by myself.
garbagechild: Missed! But back! Returned! Joy! Sing of joy! (YOU'RE AGAIN!)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-07-07 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
... Oh!

[Wrath's face lights up, splitting into a big ol sharp-toothed grin.]

[HE GETS TO HANG OUT WITH JIMMY, ONE OF HIS FAVORITE HUMANS!]


Oh, oh, okay! I'll show you how to do it!
garbagechild: YIPPIE!!!! (Ich trinke cola und spiele fortnite!)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-07-07 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jimmy probably couldn't have made a better offer even if he'd added candy and unlimited piggyback rides to the pot. Wrath can barely contain himself-- he's kind of jittering and rocking back and forth excitedly on the screen.]

That sounds so good! I can't wait! We'll catch ALL the fire Pokemon, won't we, Jimmy?!
garbagechild: BE the reason why your local woods are haunted (MANIFEST your ASPIRATIONS and DREAMS)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-07-08 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
You mean sleeping in the woods, right?

I've done that.

When I started existing, I was in the woods.