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[anexcitableboy]

Hey, it's Jimmy, and I can't come to the whatsit right now. Drop me a line and I'll catch you on the flip side.

Comments

[fuelthefire]

BErrIEs HEre Aren'T SO GreaT. lIQUId shiTS foR DAys. the oTHEr stUFf soUNds OK thouGH.

I nEvER CooK, oNLY BBQ. MoRE fuN, lESs cLEan up.

[Because after the meal everything gets burned to a cinder :')]

[anexcitableboy]

The Pokeberries aren't, no! But the normal berries, like strawberries and blueberries, those are okay!

I like to bbq! We've got a huge grill, one of those fancy ones. I bought it myself! Worked and saved up. It's on a patio and everything!

[fuelthefire]

[Those look like words he's heard before, but he can't actually picture a strawberry or a blueberry...weird.]

DOn'T KNOw thoSE. Do theY GRow herE?

SOUnds fanCY. PANDora styLE IS a FLAMethroweR OR A fire PIT. SOMEtimeS BOth.

[anexcitableboy]

Yeah, pretty sure they do. I mean, I've eaten them here.

Ha! I knew a dame, she was a fire breather. You could hold up a marshmallow on a stick and she'd toast it for you by breathing fire on it.

It was cool!

[fuelthefire]

I BREathe fiRE!! OR I USed to. CAN't do it hERE.

[Which seriously sucks.]

MURder ChickEN can, thouGH.

[So that's alright, then!]

[anexcitableboy]

[Jimmy knows Krieg means an inherent ability, like Tobias' transforming powers, but....]

Do you want to?

I know how. And where to get the stuff. I could show you.

[fuelthefire]

[It's a little while before Krieg responds to that text.]

Not sUPPOsed to FIght heRE.

[Which isn't the same thing as a "no"...]

[anexcitableboy]

You could do it for fun. Or train with Murder Chicken. Or show people that you can breathe fire cause breathing fire's cool.

Don't gotta fight.

[fuelthefire]

[Jimmy, please, why must you tempt him so with your gardens and your barbeques and your fire breathing and your friendship? What has he done to deserve this??]

SHOw me.

[anexcitableboy]

Sure! I gotta get the stuff, but then I can meet you wherever. I been to every city in the region!

You can be spitting fire by next week!

[fuelthefire]

Will prOBAbly be in ECRuteak foR A WhILe.

[anexcitableboy]

Cool, there's plenty of places around there we could do it!

And I'll bring a couple of my guys that can help out.

[fuelthefire]

IT'll be a BBQ To end alL BBQs!!

[anexcitableboy]

Damn right it will be!

[fuelthefire]

[Jimmy can't hear it because text, sadly, but Krieg is laughing loudly, delighted at that reply.]

CAN'T WAIT!!!